so i just randomly remembered a couple of months back a co worker and i were letting this guy play with a dog that he was interested in (we work at a shelter) and this particular dog had a pretty gnarly humping problem

anyways of course, the dog is fiercly determined to hump this guy, and suddenly my co worker gets dead serious and tells me in a low voice “i think the dog just like. came on this guy”

“The dog….came on the man…like cum….?”

“I-I swear to God…..”

Neither of us had the balls to tell this poor guy what we saw (im so sorry, we also were trying so hard not to laugh) so he just left 10 min later without saying anything and that was that.

Yeah so uh. Imagine going to go adopt a dog from the shelter and leaving with cum stained pants